so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
