you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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