No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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