whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she peed on how many people?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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