Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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