Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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