Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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