God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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