id be glad to
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
