Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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