i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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