is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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