I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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