I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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