I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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