If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Less talking, more tequila
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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