well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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