I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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