So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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