): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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