i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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