Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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