Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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