she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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