I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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