My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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