i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
These tits shall not be calmed
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