so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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