Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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