Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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