I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
