WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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