oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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