Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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