I hope mine doesn't look like that
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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