I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I have demons in me.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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