bring money and cleavage
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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