honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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