You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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