im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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