think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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