these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I don't think brook has ever known best
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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