it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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