Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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