Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just high enough for therapy.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
