i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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