Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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