dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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