please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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