I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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