we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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