Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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