why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just want nice things and good sex
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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