is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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