OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
is it fun? or sober?
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