they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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