I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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