i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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