Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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