Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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